The GS + SS&DM OOC

For the WTFness that goes on off screen from the Guardian Senshi meta, as well as the 'Sailor Soldiers and Duel Monsters' prequel story.

Maria: Behold, my henshin! *punches repeatedly*
Gully: ..... Maria, you're a Sailor Senshi, not Kamen Rider Kuuga
Maria: ohhh.....
Monster of the Week: .... are you done yet?

Nene: Hime-Samaaaaaaaa, I got your booster packs! *driving a semi-truck, wearing some guy named Steve's uniform*

Rei: ^^() Um, thanks Nene-chan... -wondering where the hell she's gonna put that many cards, feeling a very big headache coming on-

Nene: I also made your crows sweathers

Rei: ^^() perhaps Nene-chan has a bit too much time on her hands...

Maria: *lugging a certain black and red hedgehog around with her in a chest harness with a pacifier in his mouth* It was the only way I could get him to stop yelling out my name and stalking me. ^^()
Shadow: *making happy ultimate life form noises*
Selene: *hanging off of her shoulder like Luna and Artemis* ... they didn't cover this in guardian cat training...

Judai: ..... no.
Usagi: but...
Judai. No. I don;t care if I have a woman inside me, I refuse to wear a skirt and call myself Sailor Duel Spirit!

ROFLMFAO

Dark Mercury: I use Polymerization to fuse my 3 Cyberdark's to call forth Cybderdark Dragon! I attach the 5 Headed Dragon in my graveyard to my Cyberdark Dragon, adding 5000 attacks to it. Cyberdark Dragon also gains an additional 100 attack for every monster in my grave yard, bringing it's attack to....
Makoto: *glomps* you are so adorable when you try and be evil!
Dark Mercury: Ha*Na*Se!
Anzu: YUGI!
Dark Mercury, Makoto: *look over at her* .....
Anzu: .... *blushes, scoots off backwards and around the corner*

Nene: SHINING PHOENIX ENFORCER! PHOENIX REVENGER!
Shining Phoenix Enforcer: *throws arms forward, in an explosion, every E-Hero in Nene's graveyard behind him ala the one scene with all the mechs in GaoRanger VS Super Sentai, sending forth twin beams of destruction*

@Anzu: HA!

@Makoto & Dark Mercury: XD epicly cuuuute

@Nene: YUS! =3

*glomps* thou art made of win, love! =3

=3 hehehe, thankies, airen *glomps* thought you might get a kick out of that.

Umeko: *whines, unable to get back to her feet due to her poofy, petticoat ladden princess dress* LITLLE F***ING HELP HERE!
Minako: *looks at Rei and Makoto* you two aren't allowed to complain about your guardians anymore....

Kaiba: attention everyone! This.... is the ban list! *holds it up, before setting it on fire* Have I made my intentions clear?

SaltFlavored wrote:Kaiba: attention everyone! This.... is the ban list! *holds it up, before setting it on fire* Have I made my intentions clear?

... and the legions rejoiced. XD

And complained. But mostly rejoiced =3

Jessie: *glomps Makoto* Sooo, when ya gonna ask Ami-chan out on a date already?
Makoto: *big, big blush* We are not like that!! ... really.... seriously.......... I think...... *mews, tapping her fingers together and looking down*
Jessie: *grins, hugging the big shy amazon* but you'd be so cute together! ^^ Just like Nene-chan and Rei-chan!
Makoto: *blushes even more, putting her hands over her cheeks* but I wouldn't.. I mean... I wouldn't even know how to ask... plus, I doubt Ami-chan'd be interested... I mean, she's so smart, and cute, and sweet, and.. and... myaaaa *swoons just thinking about it*
Jessie: *giggles, supporting the brunette* you guys are so an OTP ^_^

Nene: *drops a bucket on Jessie's head* you, mon chere, are getting a bit too friendly there.
Ami: *at her computer, writing Mercury/Jupiter slash fics* ;_; why won't Mako-chan ask me out?!

Jessie: Nene, you spoke French! *grabs her arm, starts kissing up along it* say some more! bagget! crossant! Jerry Lewis!
Makoto: ... *runs off to her room, along with one of her, er, Jessie's oversized Mercury plushies* myaaaaaa <3

Nene: Jerry Lewis isn't french, you silly anglo-japanese. *kisses her deeply, wrapping an arm around her.

Jessie: I know.. *kisses her back* ... but I thought saying French toast or French fries would've been tacky *dips*

Nene: silly girl *pulls her down, snuggling her*

Nene: *looks down at Rei, taking one of her best cards* Don;t feel bad. After all, I'm the god of war!
Rei: .... your a man?
Nene: *face faults* not.... funny....
Rei: well, shouldn't it be goddess...
Nene: Stop nit-picking!

XD poor Nene, even her princess gives her no respect